When you die, nothing happens.

Besides the general awful that is my Friday recitation (more to come later), today didn't call for a lot of snark. It was a pretty good day, actually. Here's to you, March 30th.

So, in leiu of some of my own snark, here's a classic from Dane Cook. I had this special on TV while studying and this particular rant caught my attention because it sounds exactly like a story I would tell. It has all the elements:

-an ordinary place and situation
-some random asshole making life difficult
- fun and creative nicknames (Johnny Ficus)
- really aggressive yet clever ranting
- the word "snarky" (!)

It's perfect. I salute you, Dane Cook.

Enjoy!